one day i'll go dancing on the moon


I miss a couple of people guess who they are. :)

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karakaraka

Lahat kailangan ng pera.

Lahat kailangan ng mas maraming pera.

Lahat kailangan ng mas maraming pera ngayon na.

Lahat kailangan ng mas maraming pera ngayon na ngayon na.

#trabaho #haykliyente #theAOlife

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I am delighted to inform you


that you may now add 'can give the scientific names of all 27 recognized species of cobras' in the list of my special but probably useless abilities. :)

How did I end up memorizing scientific names of cobras?

 

Well when I saw this girl I thought she was so pretty that I just had to follow a link discussing her. She as well as her picture is owned by Peter Pastor of Slovakia lest I be accused of stealing photos. The link led to a venomous snake forum run by  'herpetoculturists' and academics who refer to cobras with their scientific names so no one gets confused over local/popular names. I spent about a day in that forum and tata!

I also learned that the king cobra is not a real cobra... and that there is a country somewhere called Burkina Faso where there are a lot of cobras. :)

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this is why calcutta is a crazy hospital

ER experience No. 1: While being injected with meds

Guy Nurse: So san ka nag high school? You look really familiar, baka naging school mates tayo.
Me: No I don't think so.

ER experience No. 2: While waiting for the doctor to prescribe meds

Girl Nurse: Kailan ang unang patak ng huling period mo?
Me, inwardly: Kailangan talaga 'unang patak?' Malay ko kung Friday night 11pm or Saturday morning 1am. For the record it's not like I just sit somewhere and wait for it.

ER experience No. 2: While waiting for the meds to be injected

Fat Guy Nurse: I-iinject yung gamot ha?
Me: Okay, sa vein nalang sa side ng wrist.
Fat Guy Nurse: Hindi, hanap tayo ng mas magandang ugat. (Settles for vein at the back of my hand. Inserts needle, figures out he did it wrong, pulls out needle. Inserts it again, still doesn't like how it looks, pulls out again. Inserts needle one more time, even worse than before, pulls out yet again.) Ang liit ng ugat mo.
Me: Get away from me.

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baby


And just like that, I'm your baby.

Which is totally unfair because no, you don't 'baby' me.

Fine, maybe you do sometimes.

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the heart is just a bloody motor. the head is meant to drive.

When I lie in my bed
with the thoughts in my head
When we danced
and we sang
And we laughed all night

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I never thought the day would come when my life would be condensed into the lyrics of a pop song, but yeah, this is me right now. It sucks, but in a good way. :)

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On other news... yeah I'm diving headfirst into the dirt. There's no going back. I have roughly seven months, I'm making the most out of it.

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this is pretty much how i feel like right now


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