a Dota player and a LOL player walked into a bar

10:00 AM

"give me heal"

"how much"

"all"

buys 18 tangoes "here bro"

"thanks andrey"

"np"

"may i mid"

"NO NO NO GTFO U HAV REGEN U CAN LVL ANYWHERE"

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Because I miss the old Dota days. Like when MYM was Danish and 820 made carries out of roaming DK's and Storm was a freakin' panda.

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Also when LGD's 830 or benz or chuan and EHOME's 357 and DTS/M5's Dread AND VI-FUCKING-GOSS would play Lina and own all day.

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Also when 'Zhou' and 'LightofHeaven' were names that made you quake in your boots.

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A Dota player and a LOL player walked into a bar.

The Dota player said "LOL sucks."

The other could not deny.


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