a Dota player and a LOL player walked into a bar
10:00 AM"give me heal"
"how much"
"all"
buys 18 tangoes "here bro"
"thanks andrey"
"np"
"may i mid"
"NO NO NO GTFO U HAV REGEN U CAN LVL ANYWHERE"
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Because I miss the old Dota days. Like when MYM was Danish and 820 made carries out of roaming DK's and Storm was a freakin' panda.
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Also when LGD's 830 or benz or chuan and EHOME's 357 and DTS/M5's Dread AND VI-FUCKING-GOSS would play Lina and own all day.
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Also when 'Zhou' and 'LightofHeaven' were names that made you quake in your boots.
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A Dota player and a LOL player walked into a bar.
The Dota player said "LOL sucks."
The other could not deny.